Good news everyone - Cooking oil as sunscreen

Hey good looking what do I smell cooking.

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Good news everyone - Viruses have a social life

My video virus goes into your yellow iris.

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Good news everyone - Beautiful mold

Breaking the mold? not my mold.

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Good news everyone - Funeral stripping

 A decades-old tradition from the ancient lands of China.

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Good news everyone - The river of coke

 I blame cocaine faeries for this.

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Good news everyone – the cure for 95% of all diseases has been found

 My dear friends, don’t believe everything you hear. Carefully weigh and examine what people tell you. Not everyone who talks about God comes from God. There are a lot of lying preachers loose in the world. (1 John 4:1)

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Good news everyone - We are all drinking wood juice

 Villainous vanillin vows to vanquish veritable vanilla.

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Good news everyone - We know where satan lives

The gates have opened, time to learn some latin and get some demons on your side.

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Good news everyone - You can have a city named after you

No more Astana, time to buy a new world atlas. Not that you need a reason.

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